What's Your Status?

Some highlights from the last week's Facebook status updates:

...really wishes thing werent the way they are. its tearing me apart stronger than ever.

...Welcome to the planet, Welcome to existence, Everyone's here, Everybody's watching you now, Everybody waits for you now, What happens next?I DARE YOU TO MOVE!

...For the first time in as along as I can remember, I can say with all, genuine honesty that I am happy. I'm in love with an amazing woman, I have a small collection of troubled, but reliable and entertaining friends and a fairly clear image of my future. What more could I want?

...bought a colouring book from chapters lol sweet

...is preparing herself for another night of bad dreams... yay...

...my mom always orders a pizza when she knows I'm not going to be home.

...swimming in a huge ocean of awesome.

...I'm going out of my mind someone help me pls

...First class and already bored

...thinks she has a genetic defect that renders her incapable of sleep.. (:

...kinda needs a hug :( and some ben & jerry's and a chickflick? yee?